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Intermission - Let's talk plans! Part 2
Alright! We left off with the addition of those nudges/pertubations to the noodle. If you remember, we had this gnarly graph showing the skill up to this point. If you think this is overwhelming, imagine what the dog feels. So what happened after this? What Happened Was... At this point, I was starting to get the idea. I was oversimplifying everything up to now. Weirdly enough, just holding something and swinging it isn't a thing a dog normally does, so in reality it's pretty
Christopher Tiller
Jun 53 min read


Intermission - Let's talk plans!
Plans never go according to plan.
Christopher Tiller
May 293 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 8 - Sword Clash
The final step! Can Missile do it and become a true sword-dog?
Christopher Tiller
May 223 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 7 - Attack!
Time to slice and dice!
Christopher Tiller
May 153 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 6: Skill Stitching
We have all the skill ingredients we need, let's combine them!
Christopher Tiller
May 84 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 5: Sword Jiggle
He is now worthy of the blade.
Christopher Tiller
May 13 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 4: Strengthening the hold
We ran into a problem. This is how we're going to fix it.
Christopher Tiller
Apr 244 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 3: "HOLD IT!!!"
Alright! In the previous two posts we taught Missile to engage with the sword , and then we taught Missile how to grab it properly . Now we're going to spend a moment to get him to actually hold it for more than 3 seconds. Ideally much, much longer than 3 seconds. But why is this a problem in the first place? That's a very good question! To answer that, take a quick look at this video: He's trying his best! For those of you who have seen it already, that's from the "Hold Obj
Christopher Tiller
Apr 173 min read


Dog Swordfighting - Lesson 2: Holding the sword correctly
So in the previous blog I talked about how I was getting my dog to pick up a sword. I also pointed out how I wasn't focused on getting him to hold it right as long as he held it. So that worked! And it worked exactly as I said. He grabbed it without any real care as to how because he has no concept as to how. He's a dog. And despite what videogames and anime may tell you, dogs don't know how to use swords. Various dogs that actually know how to use swords. Missile, demonstra
Christopher Tiller
Apr 104 min read


I'm teaching my dog SwordFighting - Lesson 1 - Wait what?
So yeah. I want to teach my dog how to use a sword. That's it. Do I have a reason to teach him to use a sword? No, not really. Is it practical? Nope. Is it cool as hell? Yes. So what I have in mind is pretty straightforward in concept. I want a dog to swing a sword like Zacian using Behemoth Blade in Pokemon Sword and Shield. For the uninitiated, it looks something like this: I can't really replicate the explosions, and in real life it probably won't look nearly as cool, but
Christopher Tiller
Apr 33 min read
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